Friday, September 9, 2011

Buzz Button and Balls


We're all interested in keeping our man-parts healthy, right? So I like finding out about new studies being done to help us attain the goal.

And yet another study telling us that coffee is good for the prostate. The Journal of the National Cancer Institute has recently reported you would reduce your risk of lethal prostate cancer of you drink 1 to 3 cups of coffee per day.
I know it's a repeat, but what ya gonna do?

And more good news for your balls… If you cycle (ride a bicycle or motorcycle) you already know that an improper seat can damage the nerve bundles to your dick. But, a new study done in the Middle East, where bicycles are routinely used, has indicated men who ate honey – which is a source of antioxidants – before cycling had lower levels of free radicals (free radicals may indicate cell damage) in their semen after 8 weeks. “Mix ¼ cup raw, unprocessed honey with water and drink it 90 minutes before your ride,” reports study author Behzad Maleki.

 And… Another study performed in Australia (G’day, Mate!) and Hong Kong found that when cancer-prone mice were fed an extract of turkey-tail mushrooms, they didn’t develop the prostate cancer the control group did. It may be that the extract inhibits the signal pathway which helps keep cancer stem cells alive. And we all know if we didn't have the prostate there'd be little to no pre-cum, or jizz.

FUCK!! British researchers have discovered a new first aid application. Swearing. Results show that people who swear when they get hurt, have a higher tolerance for pain than those who bite their tongues. They suggest, for maximum pain relief, blurt out the word that you find the most offensive. Personally, I think a string of any vulgarities works for me…

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