Sunday, January 15, 2017

The Most Caring Thing

Buddy Ball Check Day
Because we all begin life as female, the testicles are in the abdomen when they initially develop. It isn't until that chromosome kicks in and the first bath of testosterone washes over us that testes start their journey south.
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Why are The Family Jewels, as they are often called, among the most delicate organs of the male body?
The nerves and blood vessels remain attached up in the abdominal cavity, run through the Spermatic Plexus and down to the balls. This is why, when a man is kicked in the nuts, experiences any severe testicular trauma, or develops testicular torsion, the pain radiates up into the abdominal area. We'll often become nauseous from the pain.
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The heart rate will increase, blood pressure goes up. Body temperature will increase, we may break out in a heavy sweat. The balls swell. The skin of the ballsac turns red and become very sensitive to the touch. 
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Even vomiting is common. Take care of the balls, guys. And, that means doing that monthly Ball Check.
Recruit a buddy, and after you're done comparing, laughing, and giggling to hide the embarrassment
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Check each other's balls
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It's really the most caring thing you could ever do for a friend.
Here's a YouTube video where Simon Whistler explains why ball pain radiates upward.

Friday, January 13, 2017

Perfect Kind of Day

 Today is kind of cloudy, rainy, and a bit dreary.

 A lazy kind of day. 
The perfect kind of day to curl up with a good book.
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Or just kick back and enjoy some slow, sensuous, self love.
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Thursday, January 12, 2017

In Our Youth

No wonder we turn into grumpy old men. The aging process is not kind to us. Just as women look in the mirror and obsess over the fine lines and wrinkles beginning to show up, guys obsess over the changes taking place elsewhere.
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In our youth, our cocks would pop up in an instant.
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The older we get the more effort is needed to get a boner. In our youth, we could play for hours and hours. As we age, it takes more effort to keep it hard.
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In our youth, we could cum, and cum again without losing a hard-on.
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The older we get, once we've shot a load, it goes soft much too quickly.
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We turn to all manner of gadgets to assist us. Pumps are no longer just for fun.
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They're a boner-assist.
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A cock ring is no longer just for adornment.
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They help keep the boner.
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Though aging doesn't have to mean the end of enjoying your cock,
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as Faithful Reader Patrick has often said in comments on posts: "Enjoy it while you can."

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Hump Day Humor


Maybe it's time for a little humor.
He says to his cock

We warned you about "50 Shades..."

Dude, no. Cum in the sock, not on it.

One-eyed Monster

Like anyone would use "Little Dicks"

Dick's Instant Service... Now, that's customer service.

We've been telling you that for years!

Free dicks? I'll take a dozen to go!

We hope so, dude. We hope so.

You promise?

Quick! Point me to the nearest hole!
The Devil made him do it!
Dammit!!! Fine, we'll go to get some free dicks instead.

Little Johnny comes out to play