Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Variety

I wish that had been me yesterday, lounging around. But it was life that got in the way of posting. Too many things scheduled - some that I plumb forgot about and damn near missed. Mama said there'd be days like that. Mama was right. LOL.
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We need variety in all things. After all, "Variety is the spice of life." That includes sex. New surroundings, new positions, new grips with new strokes.
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One way to change things up a bit is to add toys.
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A man wrote in to Dear Abby because he and his wife house and pet sit while their son and daughter-in-law go on vacation. The kids are having difficulty in conceiving, so they go off on a romantic adventure in an effort to enhance the chances. Mom and Dad go over to the house for a check. Dad sees "an anatomically correct toy" left out on the nightstand (he didn't specify what type).

And, evidently believing said toy is inhibiting conception in some way, he now wants to talk to his son about it because "they've always been close and gotten along well."
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Abby basically tells Dad to MYOB. Guaranteed he is going to ignore that advice because the image of that toy is in his brain as a burning question.
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What would you do if you were house/pet sitting and discovered a sex toy in a friend or relative's bedroom?
Would you say anything? 

Monday, March 27, 2017

Too Complicated

I don't know if any of you have been watching the limited series Big Little Lies on HBO. Last night's episode found Celeste (Nicole Kidman) finally fighting back when her husband Perry (Alexander Skarsgaard) abuses her. She gives him a good swift smack to his boner with some object I couldn't quite see clearly.
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The result, of course, was him doubled in pain and grabbing his crotch. The diagnosis in the ER scene, as they released him, was announced as "a broken urethra." What they really meant was a "fractured Tunica," the fibrous sheath of the penis surrounding the Cavernosum, those spongy caverns that fill with blood and makes the cock stand up.
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I know it was way too complicated for them to go into. But....
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The most common cause is due to having someone ride your cock. They lift up a bit too far, and when they slam back down....
Morning wood actually occurs numerous times during the night.
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A guy rolls over on it and.... You may not notice it. It may not wake you. But there might be spots of bruising along the shaft in the morning. However, if you're nude, it is free to move.
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With the cracking of a boner, healing will typically result in a bent shaft due to the scar tissue.
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If the bend is too severe, it will make penetrative activity impossible.
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That can be corrected with surgery, but I'll spare you the gruesome photos. Your cock is not indestructible. You can break it, you can permanently damage it.
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You need to be cautious with those boners, guys.
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Friday, March 24, 2017

Some Day, They'll Thank You

What a terrific response to yesterday's post. Thank you all so much. Comments and emails are what keep me on the correct track.
A conversation with a friend (who is not Jewish) attended her grandson's Bris. "What the hell is a foreskin for? What does it do?" (Me, thinking: OMG. Really?? How old are you???)

"The foreskin covers the glans -" 
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"What's that?"
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"The head of the cock. The foreskin is there to protect it, keep the skin soft and moist. Otherwise, it can get dry and, like any other skin constantly rubbing against clothing, build up callous. It's why cut men complain about loss of sensitivity."
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"What can they do about it?"

"Vitamin E oil. Pure Vitamin E oil on the head of his dick every day."

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Seriously, guys. If you're cut - whether it was at birth, or from a medical need - put a few drops on your cockhead after a shower. It'll keep the skin nice and soft - the way it should be. That will increase the sensitivity. Increased sensitivity increases sexual pleasure.
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And can increase the intensity of ejaculation.
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If you're cut, buy some this weekend and start using it.
If you have sons who have been circumcised, make them use it.
Some day they'll thank you for it.