Friday, May 26, 2017

Stammering Dad

Masturbation is good for you. It's a healthy activity. It promotes overall good health. It reduces the number of prostate infections, thereby reducing the risk of prostate cancer.
"I've read your blog for a while now and I agree with all you have said. But the other day after a long dry spell of sex because my wife just hasn't been interested for some reason I had the opportunity to masturbate. And it was so good that I totally lost track of time and then eventually got so engrossed in the feeling that everything slipped from my mind. I guess that's what guys consider "gooned"? But the problem is that my sons came home from school and I didn't hear them come in.  had no idea they were there until I recovered from the orgasm and found them sitting on the floor looking at me. I was totally covered in semen from my hair to my pubes, my cock was still hard and slick with cum, and my hand was still stroking really slow. I know I was sighing with relief and before I opened my eyes I remember saying, "God that felt good".

I want them to understand it's normal and I did my best to not freak out. But I sure stammered a lot in trying to explain what I'd just done and what they'd just seen. What do I tell them? They are close to hitting puberty but I'm really at a loss for words."

Wow. You've been presented with a perfect opportunity. Now, don't blow it. Kids aren't as dumb as we think. I'm assuming you've already had The Talk. They should know about erections and sperm and babies. Now, it's time to have a real talk - an open, honest, explicit one.
Take them to the park (or wherever you spend guy time) this weekend - without mom - and spell it out for them. Tell them they'll be enjoying it themselves soon (if they aren't already!). Moreover, give them permission. Encourage them to do it.



As I've suggested to other men who have asked, "Now what?": Get them some type of lube - baby oil seems to be the choice most fathers go for because it's less embarrassing to purchase, and it's cheaper. (Hey, with two sons in the house you're going to be going through a lot.) Give them old hand towels to use for clean-up, and inform them they should be rinsing them out before putting them into the hamper to be washed. Mom shouldn't have to deal with crusty laundry.




This is also the time you need to have a talk with your wife. No, not to complain about a lack of sex. To tell her that her sons have hit that age,
 that she's not to make snide remarks that will embarrass them, that she's to wash and fold the towels and put them in the proper place for use just as she does with their clothes.

Any other words of advice for this stammering dad?

Thursday, May 25, 2017

That Insistent Boner

A hard-on may strike no matter where we are. Some guys will always take advantage of them - no matter where they are. To be honest, it can be quite exhilarating to be out somewhere giving attention to that insistent boner.
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I've masturbated in so many places I probably shouldn't have. While in the military, one of my favorite sites was a very large mound of boulders in the middle of the desert between our barracks and the base golf course. My initial intention was just to sunbathe.
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But, of course, my cock would always spring to life.
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And the most natural thing to do was jack off. 
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Could guys from the barracks or the golf course see me? I didn't think so. However, one afternoon, as I lay up there with my hand slowly stroking along the shaft, a head popped up over the edge and a male voice asked if I minded a little company. Well, the three of us had a blast, you might say.
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Gym and day spa showers are another place guy's will find the boner rising. Some men aren't shy or ashamed.
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Jacking off in the car is another place that may not be the safest. But so many men do. I certainly have.
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The vibrations of the road transfer to the prostate. The cock responds to the stimulation and it lengthens and thickens,
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and the hand finds its way down to the crotch. Eventually the pants are undone, perhaps lowered, and....
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Exhibitionists can get to be pretty ballsy guys. Jacking off in a park - or standing in the street, or leaning against a store front. Some, as I recall, have even gathered a crowd of onlookers and picture- and video takers.
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Penises can be pretty damn insistent, that's for sure. And, most of the time, it is futile for a man to resist. We may put it off until we get home - but, eventually, we will do what the cock bids.
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What locations have you found yourself with your boner in hand?

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

More is Better

What better time than Masturbation Month to reexamine one of the things that men chase when it comes to cum.
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More is better.
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Some people (women, for the most part) probably think we're greedy bastards, but the more the volume, the more velocity (my formula of v(V) comes to bear) the more complete an ejaculation feels.



So, how does one increase the volume of semen? There have been no scientific studies, yet reports continue to surface from men who have found certain food and vitamins change their semen.
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Science does tell us that Zinc is an important component. So are magnesium and selenium. Foods that contain these nutrients are oysters, red meats, nuts, pumpkin seeds, and...celery. Men are saying that after a few days of consuming the equivalent of 1 cup of raw celery each day increases the volume of their ejaculate.
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While arousal level plays a large part in the velocity,
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and the length of time aroused plays a part in volume,
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give the celery trick a try and see what happens. You've got nothing to lose, celery is good for you in many ways. And you've got everything to gain.
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Anyone care to conduct this experiment and report results?

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

More About Pre-cum

More about pre-cum... All you straight guys out there need to be fully aware: Pre-cum can contain sperm!
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How many surprise pre-cum pregnancies have been a result of guys trading hand jobs with their girlfriends? Mutual masturbation is a wonderful way to enjoy the pleasures without penetrative activity. And, many marriage counselors and sex therapists will recommend it to couples.
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But, guys, keep in mind that hand, or those fingers drenched in pre-cum can transfer live, healthy sperm when you decide to offer your assistance to your partner.
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Frottage is another great way to enjoy sexual activity without worries of pregnancy or contracting STDs (now cited as Sexually Transmitted Infections; STIs).
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Again, remember that the closer your cock gets to the vagina the greater the chance of sperm entering without plunging in your cock.
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It would be a very good idea to use some spermicide cream before the fun begins. Either that, or use a condom

- yes, even to play without penetration.
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How often do you watch where your cum goes when you blast off?
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It won't always go exactly where you've pointed your cock
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It can shoot farther than you might imagine.
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And splatter.
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